|A: Uh Oh. We're out of fuel!|
B: No problem. Just throw a mummy in there!
"Wait till you're dead, Pharaoh's going to
give you a noogie with that wooden finger."
2. Sometimes a priest messed up when mummifying a body and broke off the mummy's finger or toe. He'd replace the missing digit with a wooden version, which he'd hide under strips of linen.
3. King Charles II used mummy dust to stay young and powerful. He'd have a few mummies standing by, and collect the dust that fell off them. Then he'd rub the dust on his skin, sure that the "Ancient Pharaoh Greatness" would rub off.