Memorize one or two and test them out on your friends and family.
Everyone needs a good laugh!
Plus, these are perfect mummy jokes for Hallowe'en
Everyone needs a good laugh!
Plus, these are perfect mummy jokes for Hallowe'en
Q: What did The Mummy movie director say when the final scene was finished?
A: That's a wrap!
Q: Where do mummies go swimming?
A: In the Dead Sea
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
Q: Why don't mummies have hobbies?
A: They're too wrapped up in their work
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
Q: Where do mummies go swimming?
A: In the Dead Sea
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
Q: Why don't mummies have hobbies?
A: They're too wrapped up in their work
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
A: A golden moldy
Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
A: Fruit of the tomb
Q: What kind of coffee does a mummy drink?
Q: What kind of coffee does a mummy drink?
A: De-coffin-ated
Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
A: They keep things under wraps
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!
Q: When do mummies have breakfast?
Q: When do mummies have breakfast?
A: As soon as they catch you!
Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Wrap music
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
Q: Why do mummies love Hallowe'en?
Q: Why do mummies love Hallowe'en?
A: Because of all the free candy wrappers
Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
A: He woke up to find his daddy was a mummy
Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?
Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?
A: He was all wound up
Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
A: They keep them under wraps
Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
A: Mummy's home.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're scared they'll relax and unwind
Q: What's a mummy's favorite fast food?
Q: What's a mummy's favorite fast food?
A: Wraps
Q: How do mummies hide?
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
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