22 Ancient Egypt Mummy Jokes

ancient Egypt mummy jokes

Looking for some mummy humor?
These might be corny, but they're still pretty funny!! 
Memorize one or two and test them out on your friends and family. 
Everyone needs a good laugh!
Plus, these are perfect mummy jokes for Hallowe'en

Q: What did The Mummy movie director say when the final scene was finished?
A: That's a wrap!

Q: Where do mummies go swimming?
A: In the Dead Sea

Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff

Q: Why don't mummies have hobbies?
A: They're too wrapped up in their work

Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home

Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
A: A golden moldy

Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
A: Fruit of the tomb

Q: What kind of coffee does a mummy drink?
A: De-coffin-ated

Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
A: They keep things under wraps

Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!

Q: When do mummies have breakfast?
A: As soon as they catch you!

Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Wrap music

Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets

Q: Why do mummies love Hallowe'en?
A: Because of all the free candy wrappers

Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
A: He woke up to find his daddy was a mummy

Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?
A: He was all wound up

Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
A: They keep them under wraps

Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!

Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
A: Mummy's home.

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're scared they'll relax and unwind

Q: What's a mummy's favorite fast food?
A: Wraps

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape

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