Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
A: He woke up to find his daddy was a mummy
Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?
A: He was all wound up
Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
A: They keep them under wraps
Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
A: Mummy's home.
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