Saturday, May 4, 2013

5 Ancient Egypt Mummy Jokes

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Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
A: He woke up to find his daddy was a mummy

Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?

A: He was all wound up

Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
A: They keep them under wraps

Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!

Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
A: Mummy's home.

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