5 Ancient Egypt Mummy Jokes

ancient Egypt mummy jokes

These might be corny, but they're still pretty funny!! 
Memorize one or two and test them out on your friends and family. 
Everyone needs a good laugh!

Q: Have you heard about the mixed up Egyptian prince?
A: He woke up to find his daddy was a mummy

Q: Did you hear about the tense mummy?

A: He was all wound up

Q: How do mummies keep such good secrets?
A: They keep them under wraps

Q: What did the sign in the ancient Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!

Q: What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
A: Mummy's home.

You might be interested in: